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Open Pediatric Ward Playpen

Anomaly-999: The Euphoria Blob

Safe (Beneficial)

A playful orange gelatinous slime that emits high-frequency pleasant vibrations, curing patient depression and fear status effects.

Breach Threat RatingNone
Containment Harvest DropsSweet Slime Essence (Instant 100% Health Regen)

Special Containment Procedures (S.C.P.)

Allowed to roam the hospital freely under medical supervision. Feed with peanut butter wafers twice daily.

Emergency Lockdown Protocol:

1. Sound facility-wide alarm using :lockdown command.

2. Equip Level 4 Biohazard Hazmat suit before entering chamber airlocks.

3. Utilize heavy tasers or cryo lasers to force entity pacification.